Saturday, March 7, 2009

Honest Scrap Award

Mai friends at Paws and Effect gives me an Honest Scrap award!

"When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to said person so everyone knows he or she is real. Choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have seven (7) friends. Show the seven (7) random victims’ names and links and leave a comment informing them that they were prized with “Honest Weblog.” Well, there’s no prize, really, but they can keep the nifty icon. Next, in your blog, list at least ten (10) honest things about yourself. Then, pass it on!"

OK, so wuz hard to choose, but I tags:

iTrixie a perky Papillon puppy. Say 3x fast. I darez ya.
Forever Foster the best place to see kittens. Noo kittens all the time!
Daisy The Curly Cat One uv the best-dressed cats on the web.
Skeezix the Cat The other best-dressed cat on the web.
Her Own Renaissance feline artist. Well, she iz hooman, but she paints cats.
Kittyanydots who does ultra cyoot etsy fur amiinal charities.
Lian Xin the painting Chihuahua artiste.

(You no HAS to do this! But I doez nao so:)

Frum Loki

1. I likes wearing shirts....
2. Prolly cuz I lick the furz off my tummy and I iz cold.
3. I wuz 11 yearz old befoar I broke mai furst mouse, and I puts it on mai male primate's desk so he could fix it. I wuz very upset wen he couldn't. I hasn't broke one since.
4. One time I catched a bird trapped in the house in mid air uzing onlee my mouth, then I gave it to mai primate and walked away. She put it outside.
5. When I wuz in the sheltur, I used to break out uv the kennel all the time and visit the puppy room.
6. I am ashamed to say I uzed to eat wif mai paws.
7. I will not undur ANY circumstances nosetap a hooman. I shake hands.
8. I introduced myself to a Furby by giving it a nosetap and sniffing its butt. The primates thought this wuz hilarious. I dunno why, this iz proper mannurz fur greeting furry thingz.
9. Mai farm has wild catnip, so I gets to pick out the best plants fur myself effury July.
10. I wuz an orphan so I don't knead, I licks fingerz insted.


1. I will not wear clothing.
2. I will not speak LOL. Ever.
3. I am from New York.
4. I am constantly trying new diets.
5. I killed eleven mice before I was a year old. That they know about. I collected their skulls under the couch.
6. I will not eat human food if offered because I am watching my figure, although I enjoy an occasional tuna cocktail.
7. I only socialize with Loki if no one is looking, and at the vet, where he instantly becomes my best friend.
8. I have a large vocabulary and my primate, the male, and I have entire conversations. He is smarter than he looks.
9. I hide when my primates move furniture.
10. I am afraid to go outside because I once fell out of a window.


1. I wuz ded almost. Houmanz fixded me. Iz wai I iz named Lazarus even tho I iz a grrl.
2. I bites.
3. I luvs Loki. He helps me gets away wif stuf.
4. I duzn't kneed eithur.
5. Mai wate wuz half what it shud be when the hooman founded me and they wuz about to bury me until I moved a toe.
6. Mai fafurite toy iz a teddy bear. I keels it ovur and ovur.
7. Primates think I can teleport but reelee I just move reeleeeee fast!
8. I found and destroied all Loki's peacok fethurz.
9. I likes to play in watur and steal spongez.
10. I cleans hoomanz feet when they get out uv the showurz in case the waturz iz dirty.