Sunday, September 6, 2009

Maple Cranberry Salmon Mermaid Burgers (bai Loki the Cat)

1 box Stove Top Stuffing Mix: Cranberry
1 egg
1/2 cup water
2 6 oz packages Wild Caught Chicken of the Sea Pink Salmon
Hamburger buns
Maple syrup
Lettuce

Make sure yoo iz using wild Chicken uv the Sea Pink Salmonz, cuz iz certified sustainable bai Marine Stewardship Council and also, hao often yoo gets chickawn and fishies and mermaids at the same time otherwise?

1. Mix together first 4 ingredients. Doos it until the bread thingies start to gets mushy, then let it sit there foar awile.

2. Lick out salmon package. Iz very important yoo not skip this step!

3. Hiss at yoor sistur wen she tries to steal yoor salmon package cuz she haz hur own salmon package!

4. Put maple syrups onto the buns and spred around. Iz ok if it sinks in, iz supposed to doos that!

5. Cleen yoo paws.

6. Make 8 patties, cuz thats hao manee buns yoo haz. Lick yoor paws between making patties if no hoomanz iz watching. Cook dem in nonstick spray on both sides.

7. Hoomanz has to eet green stuffs. Put on a bun wif lettuce and send yoor hoomanz outside to eet dem.

8. Lick out the bowl wile they gone to cleens it.

9. Drag yoor salmon package under the couch foar latur, oar bettur, undur the bed to makey noises wen hoomanz iz sleeping! :D

Primate sez yoo can replace the maple syrup wif honey butter oar blue cheese dressing or Thousand Island dressing oar Ranch dressing.

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